December 2010
2 posts
Sombong
Rijman : Kau dah sombong sekarang dengan aku kan. Ye lah, orang educated.
Me : Aku baru jumpe kau hari ini kot!
After Liverpool's defeat at St. James Park
Me : Where's the Liverpool's fans? WHERE??
Fuzaimi : HERE!!
November 2010
2 posts
Alasan
Me : Nak bagitahu apa kat mak aku?
Mack : Cakap yang kau nak jumpa kawan VI yang baru pulang dari German.
“Me : Aku tak suka tengok cerita 3-D. Tak real.
Domam : Alah, kau tak...”
September 2010
16 posts
Day Ten: One confession.
I’m addicted to porn. I’m trying to forget the past, but it seems the past chases me wherever I go. I really need get myself a counselor or something. Really desperate for it. TT
Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life...
=|
=D
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
1. Games.
2. Love.
3. Hope.
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
1. Wet Dreams.
2. Lag.
3. Rejected.
4. Black Out.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order...
1. Diba Rinol
2. Azrain Razali
3. Dong
4. Lemon
5. My form 2’s counselor.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
1. Didn’t expressed to Lex how’s I felt.
2. Oral sex with Mira.
3. Watch porno.
4. Didn’t socialized.
5. Waste my first kiss.
6. Being a racist.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
1. Why am I still here?
2. This is soooooo boring.
3. Bla bla bla bla.
4. How i wish i have a lot of money. Hrm.
5. Fuck racism.
6. Stop fighting and build the country together, idiots.
7. Is this really necessary?
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
1. Win my parent’s heart.
2. Don’t ever cheat on me.
3. Can cook.
4. Be there whenever I need you.
5. Can sleep on the ground.
6. Not choosy.
7. Not being a fucking racist.
8. Love me.
Day Two: Nine things about yourself
1. I’m a loner.
2. Burned my hand. Twice.
3. Can’t squat properly.
4. Really annoyed of those who walk slow in front of me.
5. Can’t drive properly.
6. Sometimes truly random.
7. Nocturnal person.
8. I spelled nocturnal - noctural.
9. 9 is my favorite number.
Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten...
1. Hey you, I love you.
2. We will not last.
3. It’s always been your choice. Thanks to you, now I’m fucked up.
4. How the hell did he get a bike?
5. You are not owsum.
6. Be my mentor of cold heart please?
7. You are not the king. I am not the servant of you as well.
8. Lower my summon please?
9. Buy me a meal. Carl’s biggest meal.
10. Why are you so cool?
challenge
mybullshitfordisplay:
smellyman22:
Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now.
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight:...
Computer Science
Haziq : Weyh roommate! Sebilik pun nak online?
Me : Biar lah, baru la cs.
Haziq : Cs abah kau. Domam cs ye aku caye.
Loser
Me : Aku hari tu lepak dengan Pokjak, Tilap, Ejat and bebudak masscomm. Aku tak tahu camne nak blend in ouh.
Kori : Kau tu cs, standard la.
Ktm
Pudin : Tak sangka boleh jumpa kau kat sini shial.
Me : Malaysia ni kecik je pun.
Ex
Haziq, : Kau tengok Nako, ilek je.
Pudin : Aku tak macam korang dowh. Ex lame jugak aku kapel balik. Bila kau story-story ngan awek kau, kau cerita sal ex kau. Aku tak taw nak cerita pasal ape.
August 2010
2 posts
Masscomm?
Burhan : Esok kau kelas pukul brape?
Me : 8 malam. Aku P1 kan.
Matel : Elok kau amek Masscomm la. Muka dah ade.
Me : TT
Deep Voice
Me : Hey, thanks again for talking with me =)
Diba : Im sorry if i wasnt a good listener bcz ur voice is very deep! haha. gdnite
July 2010
3 posts
b b b
Syira : What does kuak lentang in English?
Me : Breast stroke?
Syira : T.T
Me : Eh, back stroke.
Kau course ape?
Zet : Nako, kau course ape eh?
Me : CS. Kau QS kan?
Zet : A'ah. CS? Cam tipu je. Aku ingat kan kau masscom.
Me : Hahaha, asal kau cakap camtuh?
Zet : Sebab muka kau cam muka budak masscom.
As his Kelisa went 180km/h
Adli : Nako, kau tak kisah kan kalau sampai rumah kau lambat sket?
Me : Takpe, janji aku sampai rumah in one piece.
June 2010
4 posts
“Parent’s are not always right even though they want the best for their...”
– Dear Thelma, pg SM20, 20th June 2010
Konklusi Sem 2
Mum : And thats why i didn't want you to go for kayak training.See how your pointer drops.
Me : Ya, but you let me go. Why you didn't stop me from going...
Mum : Cause later you'll have your sour long face.*and the nagging continues*
Mum : I'm choosing the best for you.
Me : *yea, but you're not always right and you don't always know what's the best for me*
Sakit
Me : Bu, abang rase abang nak demam la.
Mom : Mane tak nye, mengadap komputer 36jam. *sambil mencebikkan bibir seksi*
Me : Mana 36jam. 31 je. Tolak makan mandi solat.
Wii
Me: Kau ngah buat ape tuh?
Qis : Tade pape. Bosan doe. Nak main Wii pun malas. Haih.
Me : Demit woman. Mainla Wii tu.
May 2010
7 posts
Lex
Me : But I love you so very much. Please don't go.
Lex : But I have to. I'm really sorry.
Me : .........
Lex : (shouts) Attention class. I'm in love with Aizat!
Mom : Mal, wake up. Subuh time.
Me : =))))))))
Jealous
Me : Weyh, cakap ngan awek slow-slow la. Nak tido ni.
Domam : Jeles cakap jeles.
Other
Me : Fiza sihat?
Kudo : Fiza Fiza Fiza. Sihat kot.
Rubber : Fiza sape?
Kudo : Ala, yang kita antar MC aritu.
Rubber : Owh.
Kudo : Amy tak dapat, Fiza pun boleh.
Me : .....
Study
Gudek : Nako, study nako. Esok final calculus.
Me : Tengah study la ni.
Gudek : Tu main game!
Syira
Me : Weyh, aku xleh dekat ngan Syira la. Kang hati aku debud dup dap du dap debud.
Domam : Syira Syira Syira. Kalau kau dah suke sangat kat dia pergi la kenal dlu.
Me : Xleh, aku xleh luahkan perasaan sayang aku kat orang yang aku betul2 sayang.
Suan : Bodo.
Thomas Cup
Dad : Tak pernah lagi taw dalam sejarah Malaysia kalah ngan Jepun.
Me : Haih, kalau xnak main xyah main. (to Hafiz Hashim)
Dad : Go Jepun! Go Jepun! You can do it!
Changes
Me : Er, mana si...... er... lakhanat tu?
Burhan : Pergh, lakhanat terus ha.
Cingat : Kau dah banyak berubah do Nako.
April 2010
6 posts
Infatuation
Elli : Aizat, I have a problem! :( It seems that I can't forget about Ali. Not that I can't forget bout him, but lately there's a force that makes me think bout him. I hate it! :(
Me : Well, it seems that you are still in love with him.
Elli : Well, I suppose that's a possibility.
Me : If I were in your shoes, which I am with Lex, I'll be waiting for him. Hoping that one day he will look at me and realized that I'm the one for him.
Ellli : You and your stupidtupid infatuation.
So called LOVE
Me : Would you be my girl?
Hidayah : How I've waited for that question. Yes!
A week later...
Me : Would you mind if I another girl that suits my heart?
Post Dialogue for Calculus 1/ MAT183
Kusut : Ape ni?
Me : Ni la blog.
Kusut : Owh. Kira kau nak mintak simpati orang la?
Calculus 1/ MAT183
Domam : Dah-dah la main game tu. G la belaja kalkulus lak.
Me : Takleh doe. Kau tau kan yang aku dah giv up kat kalkulus. Tension taw.
Suan : Aku kalau giv up ngan tension pun takde lah sampai conquer komputer ngan bilik orang.
TESL
Miss Shai : Azam, what did u put in your uni application?
Azam: TISL miss.
Absent
Miss Shai : Hadi, why didn't you attend my class yesterday?
Hadi : No one shock me up miss.
December 2009
1 post
“Hari Isnin jalan kat KL mana ada jam”
– Ahmad Burhan Al-Hilmi
November 2009
9 posts
“Marrying someone doesn’t mean you’ve just passed your lust’s...”
– Khutbah (The friday prayer’s speech)
“Maybe I’m a felony in your story, but I’m a good man”
– Richard Webber, Grey’s Anatomy
Civic 1.6V
Mum : Berhenti. BERhenti!!! BERHENTI!!!!!!!!!!!! (slaps my thigh with quite intensity)
Me : But the car is 20 meters away.
Mum : You're still in learning progress. And I don't have your insurance renewed.
Me : =|
superdiba:
If I were a boy I’m going to pound you so hard You’ll regret breaking hearts
being a boy doesn’t mean u’re stronger
nice poem
superdiba:
runtothepark:
This poem is written by an African child. It was nominated for the best poem.
When I was born, I was black. When I grew up, I was black. When I am in the Sun, I am black. When I am scared, I am black. When I am sick, I am black. And when I die, I am still black.
And you white fellows When you were born, you were pink. When you grew up, you were white. ...
“A clap from one side of hand never returns a sound.”
– Faz Ban