Khutbah (The friday prayer’s speech)
Richard Webber, Grey’s Anatomy
| Mum : | Berhenti. BERhenti!!! BERHENTI!!!!!!!!!!!! (slaps my thigh with quite intensity) |
| Me : | But the car is 20 meters away. |
| Mum : | You're still in learning progress. And I don't have your insurance renewed. |
| Me : | =| |
If I were a boy
I’m going to pound you so hard
You’ll regret breaking hearts
being a boy doesn’t mean u’re stronger
This poem is written by an African child. It was nominated for the best poem.
When I was born, I was black.
When I grew up, I was black.
When I am in the Sun, I am black.
When I am scared, I am black.
When I am sick, I am black.
And when I die, I am still black.
And you white fellows
When you were born, you were pink.
When you grew up, you were white.
When you are in the sun, you are red.
When you are cold, you are blue.
When you are scared, you are yellow.
When you are sick, you are green.
And when you die, you are gray.And you calling me ‘colored’ ??
SANDRA: Daffodils?
EDWARD: They’re your favorite flower.
SANDRA: How did you get so many?
EDWARD: I called everywhere in five states and explained this was the only way I could get my wife to marry me.
SANDRA: You don’t even know me.
EDWARD: I have the rest of my life to find out.
Man, I wish I could be like him
Faz Ban
| Domam : | Aku xcukup kad ar. |
| Taye : | Owh, aku nye lebih. Nah. |
| Domam : | Xnak la heart 4. |
| Me : | Xpe2, dye senior. Amek je. |
| Apak : | Nako, nanti ko tolong amek borang clearance bole? |
| Me : | Bole2, tapi petang sket la. |
| Arap : | Name Nako ade kat borang clearance kot. |
(via runtothepark)
EXACTLY